handofg0d Posted:

Hey guyz,

I am a scientologist and I think its balls that you rag on us all the time. My church really respects me and teaches me true enlightment. I love my church and that’s why I donate 70% of my paycheck each week to them, so that they can spread the word of scientology, and defend themselves (and me as a member) from your guys threats and legal suits. I think its really messed up you make fun of xenu but I can’t make fun of your jesus all coming back to life and turning water into wine and walking on water and feeding fishermen with one loaf of bread, what is he a ****ing david copperfield or something? I dont see why mine is any more weird than yours? Besides mine is real, I know because I paid over a million dollars to have my thetan levels decreased and I am close to becoming an OT1. So please dont make fun ok? I paid a lot of money for the comfort of knowing people will love me if I pay them, OK?

The Church of Scientology is a sham and a scam created by a science fiction writer.

We at Church of Anonymous are far superior compared to those at Church of Scientology, as our sole purpose is to generate epic lulz.

Plus, we do not suck your wallet dry. That’s always a bonus, isn’t it?