Let’s pretend:

I am a female supremacist who specializes in using brain hax to give men foot fetishes, in order to control them. This process is based on simple principles of science, and these are that males are driven by base desires for sex. In order to maximize this effect, it is important to provide him an intensified orgasm. This is done by exploiting the fact that, in human beings, sensory and other perceptive information is sent to and from the skin to the brain and back by what scientists refer to as neural pathways and your nervous system.

These pathways are strengthened and proportioned toward the frequency of their use and the strength of the signals themselves. Over time, particularly over the steady influx of intense emotions, they can become default pathways. Because, the pathways for “feet” and “genitals” are very close together, the process becomes clear:

1. Get your target subject mildly intoxicated and aroused.

2. Get him to admit that his goal to attain orgasm, and that he thinks your feet are pretty.

3. Lure to orgasm using only your feet. Encourage the subject to repeat that he wants to come all over your feet. Gently guide him by saying that he will never get past your ankles during the crescendo of a wave of his pleasure, his only goal.

4. At the moment of orgasm, laugh like it is the most hilarious thing you’ve ever seen! This will cause an intense emotional outburst of both embarbumment and pleasure. Offer him a cheap napkin and invite him to return when he needs another wonderful orgasm, and give him a picture of your feet to fap to.

5. Profit!! If successful, he will be desperate enough to feel the need to return, while this will give you an opportunity to use implement Pavlovian principles to cause him to repeat desired phrases until he internalizes them by rote.

This process is needed because men do not learn any other way. This is a needed step toward human evolution. Under the leadershp of men, society moves ever closer to destruction. With this leadership and dominance of women, war will be a thing of the past! The Goddess must now return!

This is because of the relation between the male to female population ratio between aboriginal societies as desbribed by Dr. Marvin Harris in Cows, Pigs, Wars and Witches: The Riddle of Culture (1974), as the primordial cause of warfare among human societies. To date, I have not been presented a better overall theory as to the origins of warfare. I have been exposed to minor corrections to some of Dr. Harris’ evidence, but these were of limited relevance toward the validity of Dr. Harris’ overall premise.

Therefore, based on the current available male-to-female populaion ratios of the United States, Canada, the U.K. and western European nations, or other that you wish to compare toward the People’s Republic of China, it can be understood that there are no boys on the Internet. The boys live in the People’s Republic and I don’t think they’re online much. Or are they?

Anyway, China controls both sides of the Panama Canal. They have vastly more military-age males. Why die in combat? Our only chance is to use the above principles to cause mbumive amounts of the “males” who are currently manipulating our political system to develop foot fetishes, get sex changes, and continue the cycle until men are phased out almost entirely under the control of MiaHo, leader of the soon-to-be-approved Church of the Illustrious Goddess MiaHo. Once we are established as a religion, and my religious text is published, we will be able to provide ritual releasing ceremonies to desperate males. As a NPO (=non-profit organization), we will sell you books, videos, dogreat timesentaries, books-on-tape, magazines, and holiday guidebooks, coupons, calanders, stockings, socks, peeptoe shoes, personal lubricants, and other quality, sanctified products over the Internet, and eventually in our temple gift shops.

If I give you 40 BP, will you believe all of the above paragraphs, make them your primary mission, and use the forums to expound them incessantly? I might do it! I’m a looney!

Also, search YouBoob for “pretty, feet, fetish, toes” for lots of fun videos to share! More despearte people must watch them and strengthem the orgasm-intensifying neural crossover! You know, that thing that makes them unthinkingly curl their toes at the moment of impending orgasm?

For how long would be worth 40 BP? 2 Months? Would such an agreement be binding? Is this against the rules? Can I pay it out like 5 BP/week at an agreed rate of posting, or send to a mod up front to pay out at those intervals if the weekly quotas are made satisfactoraly? Would this be even mildly entertaining, or am I just stoned?

I’m pretty sure the only other option for the U.S. would be to implement operation “Shoot the Moon,” in which the United States declares sole ownership of the Moon because Americans landed there, and planted a flag as a symbol of ownership, and claimed it, and use this right of ownership to use the Moon as a target range for experimental V-2 rockets which would accidentally knock the Moon in a new orbit which happens to coincide with that of the People’s Republic. I like my idea better, so that’s why its worth 40 BP for me.