Celerysteve Posted:

Dude seriously, you write like a woman's genitals. God, I’m trying so hard to steer away from being a male reproductive organ and just posting macho bumhole ****… Sorry, I gotta. You are such a woman's genitals. THERE IS NO DOUBT IN MY MIND if you were here with me face to face you would apologize or I’d punch you in the ****in’ face and you’d drop like a fly. Again, internet macho **** is whack, I know, but seriously you just come across like a total spineless punk asking for a beatdown and I’d love to beat the **** out of you. I just can’t deny it. My bad. I would just so in all honesty love to kick the **** out of you right now. I’m not even mad… it’s just… It’d make my day, man. I just want to say, next time you’re getting the **** beat out of you for running your mouth (You know you will too) please just think of me and how happy I would be to know that.

You might want to remove that male reproductive organ from your bum before posting, it’ll make it a little easier to not be such a ****ty poster.

No doubt, huh? You’re obviously just blowing smoke here, as we’ll never meet face to face. Find a better way to troll me, as this is pathetic. You knew you were just being a **** when you typed it, so why did you bother? You know it means nothing, just more **** flowing out of your mouth. It’s like you take so much male reproductive organ up your bum that the **** has nowhere else to go but out your damn mouth. ****ing big man, making threats over the internet.

You are worthless and need to kill yourself.

Seriously, stop wasting my oxygen.