Celerysteve Posted:

that I’m trying to be funny all the time? Am I on a ****ing stage with a mike? Sometimes I try to be funny, but mostly I just write what I’m thinking. The irony is obviously you see humor in it or you wouldn’t expect me to be funny.

When I go by groceries and the guy goes ”$2.35 is your change sir.” Do I throw it in his face and say ”$2.35? That’s not funny grocery man. That’s not even a humorous number. You fail at life you piece of ****.” No, because he was just communicating with me. There’s no ****ing expectation of funny.

SRTOP TRYIGN SO ****ING HARD CRELYSTEVE.