Hey, how’s it going my fine upstanding member of societys? I see we only have eyes and teeth in attendance tonight! I’d say turn up the lights so I can see you, but you mother ****ers are so black light can’t escape your surfaces!

So have you ever noticed that white people play golf like this: “Harold, fetch me by 5 iron, I do believe I can make the green from here.”

But black people play golf like this:

My wife’s bum is so big!

My mother came to visit me last weekend and she was all like, “When you gonna get a real job? And I was all like, “Shut the **** up, woman, you know how much racial discrimination black men still face in this country? Post-racism my bum! Also, I’m going to jail soon!”

You see, black people dance like this: Mmm th, mmm th, mmm th, yeah yeah that’s right come on.

But white people dance by turning the jews against the blacks!

I make fun of white people, but white people gave us the three greatest things in the world: Democracy, AIDS, and crack.

You don’t know how much I love smoking crack then going to vote all while having a T-cell count lower than the infant survival rates in mother Africa!

WU-TANG CLAN AINT NOTHING TO **** WITH!

WU-TANG CLAN AINT NOTHING TO **** WITH!

WU-TANG CLAN AINT NOTHING TO **** WITH!