So I was in a bar. The batender was a COMPLETE bumhole to my dad. Did some **** you would NEVER imagine and would NEVER hope to see on your father’s face.

I ****ED that bumhole up.

Stopped the whole bar cold.

Silence throughout the place… as I TOLD HIS **** bum OFF

that ****er will remember me.

I loved that ****

yeh so I went back later. just a minute ago. I was on my way to the gas station to get more beer and I thought, why the **** not.

I walk in, silence again. The WHOLE bar. It was such a rush.. I walk up to that bumhole bartender and say… “What’s your name.”

“Alan”, he says.

So I say “yeah, you’ll be hearing from me, bumhole.”

Everyone in the bar is listening to this. You could cut the air with a knife.

I gave him the double finger in front of the whole crowd, said “you’re a ****ing bumhole,” and walked right back out.

I’ll be back

NO ONE ****s with my family, ESPECIALLY not my father.

i am so ****ing riled up right now..