kittiejenn Posted:

Stealing this from “Confessions of a Shopaholic”. You can either CB (cut back) or MMM (make more money).

Obviously since you don’t have a job right now you’re going to need to start with a bit of MMM. Legal options range from welfare to going to school and learning a new skill. Illegal options range from selling drugs to selling a kidney.

Find the way that works best for you to make some money, and then either MMM or CB. Put as much as you can into savings, also.

It’s all so simple now! I think I’ll go on welfare AND sell drugs! And I’ll pawn all the gifts people give me!