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MC Banhammer Posted:

Woke up happy and glad to be alive. Rolled over to see my beautiful girlfriend lying next to me. We kissed and made love. Then we had a fabulous breakfast of eggs and hash browns. She went off to work, I called my folks and had, as usual, a wonderful chat with them. Oh how I wish I lived closer! Then I went to the garden and enjoyed a tasty pastrami on rye amidst the beautiful flowers growing in the bright sunshine. Dozed off until my g/f came home again. We made love again and enjoyed a delicious steak dinner. Cuddled in front of the TV, and now I’m blogging this to share my wonderful feelings with everyone.