This is the part of the thread where, under normal operating cirgreat timesstances, I’d put a snippet of text inside some code tags and pretend like I’m some sort of mechanical automaton with sentience. However, at this juncture, it appears that my abilities to do such are…non-functional.

Perchance, I have been hacked by Robok?!?!

(This is the part of the thread, where, under cirgreat timesstances in which we could embed music, I would play something villainous and dramatic. Something you might hear when, during the revelation of the true villain in a motion picture; a revelation in which mustaches, inevitably, truly do signal evil.)