While in the furry forum for my mission, I was caught with an interesting scenario, I’ll lay it out for you:

65 ego left on me
7 douchebaggery

The only thing left in my inventory was a Smileprin(not XR)

I had 8 turns left before I could Ophelia again, and 1 turn on my Yo momma. Heaving a sigh at this yet-untouched thread, the last one in the forum, I dove in.

Please note that this thread had 249 ego.

I used a drool to burn off the Yo Momma, then fired it off, blowing the rest of my DB out of the water. I didn’t care. Then I rapid-fired the base 2 abilities until I was low on Ego, and used my Smileprin. A couple of more turns in, I was down to 15 ego, 1 turn left on Ophelia, and I knew if I could hold out this last attack, I’d win. The forum was hitting me for 12-16 damage, give or take, usually around 14 damage, with a decent miss chance. I launched a helmet bash, knowing this was a barely-scraped-by win and that I’d be better prepared for the 4-bars next time.

I got hit for 15, and went down like a cheap Camwhore.

Now I’m broke and just finished my other turns grinding. Just thought I’d share this fun little misadventure with you. I know for next time to grab more than just a Jimson for my DB, or perhaps an XR rather than a normal Smileprin.