First of all props to Radosaur for the inspiration.

This is gonna be one of those newspaper advice column things, minus the whole anon-vibe unless you’d rather TM me and we can keep private.

Due to excessive pot smoking and alcohol consumption i feel I give pretty good advice. So I’m gonna open my mind to anyone willing to ask. Of course it doesn’t have to be you looking for advice, it could be you looking for an outside opinion on something, or even just answers to any sort of questions you may have.

I will do my best to answer your questions as quickly as i can and as thorough as possible.

The Doctor is now in. =D