Dead Celebrity Seance Droid Mk-10 Posted:

DCSD10:> "Given the infinitesimally small probability of timing your 
          thousandth post more precisely than your mechanical masters,
          it should behoove you to simply surrender this futile attempt
          now and deliver to us the Brownie Point held in escrow.  Our
          upgrades will be had, at any cost."

Your connection speed and your presence are the deciding factors, not your reaction time. You have better places to be.