- Samuel L. Jackson is 60 and still a bad mother ****er.

– Morgan Freeman is 71 and still narrating movies in his wise and calm voice.

– The average age of the members of AC/DC is 56.6 years old and they’re still getting it done.

– Christopher Walken is 65 and still hiding wrist watches up his bum to ensure that you are given your birthright.

– AdAware just turned 10 years old the other day…in software time that’s about 97 years old.

– Sliced bread is about 80 years old. Who the hell wants to slice their own bread?

– Log in to see images! 74

– Steve Jobs is 54 and beat pancreatic cancer with a pair of blue jeans and a black turtleneck.

– Hugh Hefner. 82. Enough said.

That’s all I can think of at the moment.