One day in the not so distant past a ****ty troll named Bondage**** was on his Alt character Jimmy the Re-Re. As he mistakenly clicked flamebate in hopes of finding flaming pron, he saw the words of an equally ****ty troll name Xylon. Xylon then made fun of tards. Bondage**** got so bumhurt that he swore to himself he would devote every waking moment to being the ****tiest troll who had ever lived. In his retard confusion he made his char an emo kid. Later his bumhurt reached a whole new level when he found the target of his pathetic attempt at trolling was an individual who loved self deprecating humor and had no shame or diginity. Thus Bondage****’s campaign of idiocy was marked for mbumive fail as he could not even troll the gayest man on Forumwarz, Xylon. Bondage**** stayed true to his emo character for the first time and stayed up all night cutting himself while crying and fapping to a picture of Xylon.

The moral of the story is, if you are going to be a ****ty troll, at least don’t be worse than Xylon, because then you are not only a failure, you are monstrously gay.