Bump any thread I’ve started with the words “Celerysteve has a huge male reproductive organ.”

Bump one… Bump two… Bump them all!

Whoever bumps the most will win a BP! If more than one person bumps them all I will choose one person at random. If you write some **** beyond “Celerysteve has a huge male reproductive organ.” and it amuses me I will likely choose yours instead of at random. Or if you post some cool porn or something (Do it!) your odds of winning will greatly improve. Incidentally, if you **** me off those odds will decrease.

So easy… It’s a party! Welcome back Celerysteve!

(Just to clarify, you can bump any thread I’ve started once for it to count — but you can still bump a thread someone else has bumped. To make it fair, Super Secret Klan threads DO NOT COUNT)

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