I’m taking a speech clbum this semester, and I have a speech due on Wednesday. It is an introductory speech, 4-6 minutes in length, that requires I compare myself to an inanimate object (that I must bring to clbum) via metaphor/simile. I’m at a loss for ideas, so if you give me an idea that leads to the successful completion of this speech, I will award you with 3BP. Please note that I’m not rich, so don’t list items that cannot be reasonably obtained. Log in to see images!

An example given in clbum:

‘I am like this book. My cover may not be the prettiest, but once you open me up you find limitless depth.’

EDIT: minor edit to speech requirements