uRAWR Posted:

Docter Fingerz,

I have to walk through the park to get home from school 5 days a week and every time I do hoboes

drag me into the bushes and put their hobo weiners in my bum. Is this enough exercise for a growing boy or should I ask my parents for weights?

IF YOU AREN’T PUTTING UP A FIGHT WITH THE HOBOES YOU AREN’T GETTING THE FULL RANGE OF BENEFITS AVAILABLE TO YOU FROM THE HOBO bumSEX WORKOUT REGIME. IF YOU GO WILLINGLY, BY ALL MEANS HAVE YOUR FOLKS PURCHASE A 4-20LB DUMBBELL SET SO YOU CAN BUILD SOME MUSCLE TONE IN ADDITION TO GETTING YOUR CARDIO IN.

ALSO, A HEPATITIS SHOT SERIES IS IN ORDER. PLEASE STOP BY THE CLINIC ON MONDAY AND TRINI WILL BE HAPPY TO bumIST YOU WITH THAT.