“They figured she was a lazy, time wasting slacker. They were right.”

“Who the **** are the Knutsens?”

“****ing dip**** with a nine toed woman.”

“A little yaoi a day, keeps the doctor away.”

“Nobody ****s with the Jesus!”

“Nobody ****s with the Dudette!”

“Mind if I do a J?”

“**** YOU, LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE!”

“A friend with a cleft bumhole.”

“At least I’m housebroken.”

“I’m sorry your stepmother is a nympho.”

“Racially…I’m pretty cool.”

“Just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug.”

“Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, he eats you.”

“A hug and a handjob. Act now while supplies last!”