SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

captains log: stardate 9/9/9/2366: i flushed it down the star-toilet.

PATIENT 96723 HAS BECOME COMPLETELY DETACHED FROM REALITY. HE EXHIBITS AGGRESSIVE TENDENCIES AND, WHEN SEEMINGLY LUCID, HAS NO IDEA WHAT REALITY HE IS ACTUALLY LIVING IN. A REPEATING THEME IS ONE OF BEING IN OUTER SPACE, FOR REASONS UNKNOWN AT THIS TIME. TYPICALLY THIS IS A SYMPTOM OF A PERSON SO MISERABLE IN THEIR REAL LIFE THEY CREATE AN ALTERNATE LIFE FOR THEMSELVES IN THEIR MIND, ONE THEY CAN CONTROL ALL THE VARIABLES IN. SHOCK TREATMENT IS TO COMMENCE SHORTLY, ONCE THE FAMILY HAVE SIGNED THE NECESSARY PAPERWORK.