icwutudidthar Posted:

WHAT SORT OF CONSISTENCY SHOULD I BE SHOOTING FOR IN MY FECES? DENSE, SPONGY, SMOOSHY, OR RUNNY?

AN IDEAL TURD SHOULD BE FIRM YET NOT HARD, SO AS NOT TO CAUSE PAIN UPON EXITING THE ANAL OPENING. IF YOUR BODY IS DIGESTING YOUR FOOD OPTIMALLY, YOUR POOP SHOULD FLOAT IN THE TOILET. THERE SHOULD NOT BE ANY FOUL UNPLEASANT SMELLS FROM THE POOP; IF THERE ARE IT MAY BE A SIGN OF ILLNESS OR A POOR DIET.