Hobart Bliggity Posted:

Stop it with the mancrush talk about “endgame” over on the ****ty board you wish you could troll but lack the wit to ever get noticed (this is all attention-whoring based, right?).

It’s understandable though. Gamefaqs is truly one of the last remaining bastions of intelligence and poignant conversation. I can see where you would have trouble breaking in.

Oh cool. I have my own fanboy now. And he’s a hypocritical attention whore to boot.

Listen, I have no interest in trolling gamefaqs. I’m just saying that there are people out there who can troll much better than you without ever touching the obvious ****.

But enough time spent on the loser. Here’s an update on my thoughts.

On late night posting: Sleep deprivation can be a powerful influence on douchbaggery. It gives you skin so thick you’ll outlast even the ‘roaches. It can also turn you into a ****ing re-re. But finding everything funny makes up for that. Seriously. The best lulz are made at 3 in the morning. I can’t comment on how alcohol affects this, lacking that experience, but I’m guessing it adds to both ends.