Seriously here are my rates.

For 1 BP I will Post a Photo where I write your name on my man mammary glands with a sharpie.

For 2 BP I will do the same along with a custom message.

For 7 BP I will make a video in which I will write your name on my bum along with a custom message as well as singing I am a little teacup while rubbing cigarette ashes on my nipples.

For 10 – 15 BP I will make a video in which I proclaim that you or the person of your choice is my personal hero while crying and fapping.

Serious Business here not a troll. Gonna go so far as telling any moderator who wants to step in to feel free to ban me if I don’t produce results within 12 hours of BP transfer.

Do your worst. Transfer your BP and I will make an even bigger bum out of myself.