Gothzilla

4.74"

[Church of Drakanysm]

Level 26 Troll

HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!

HERE’S A FUN SONG!

FUN BUS OF DEATH!

NOW BEGINS THE SLAUGHTER!

FUN BUS WILL STAY?

FUN BUS WILL GO!

RIPPING OUT YOUR BRAINS!

SLAUGHTER IS FUN!

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

*rapid, random chanting*

KILL YOURSELF!

BLOW OUT YOUR BRAINS!

DO IT ON THE STAGE!

RIPPING OUT YOUR TEETH!

ALL SORTS OF FUN!

YOU ARE THE STAR!

THEY WILL CHEER!

NOW YOU’RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

*random dark chanting with echo*

(this is the musician’s lament)

WHY HAS THE HUMOR DIED IN MUSIC TODAY?

EVERYONE’S SO SERIOUS AND I’M AFRAID TO SAY…

Tough guy stance!

Lost on me!

Violence is necessary!

It proves you are free!

Happy being sold!

Mediocrity!

Failure only happens from originality!

ITS MORE IMPORTANT TO BE TOUGH THAN TO HAVE ANY FUN

LIKE AN INSECURE HUMAN WHO FEARS EVERYONE

MUSIC IS ART THAT WE’RE AFRAID TO ENJOY

LIKE A CHILD THAT’S OUTGROWN HIS FAVORITE TOY

Afraid to acknowledge!

What makes us feel good!

Afraid to leave the mold!

IF WE ONLY COULD!!1

A group is always easy to follow!

In finding something new to swallow!

So give us the art that’s boring and plain!

Its easier to be different!

WHEN ITS THE SAME!!!1!

Fear something new!

Until we’re told its ok!

No time to explore it!

NO TIME TO PLAY!

THE CRAVING FOR NEW IS SOMETHING TO SHUN!!

THINKING IS BAD IT SPOILS THE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*extremely heavy rhytmic chanting*

(This is the part where the Vikings of Humor row their mighty warcraft into battle)