This suggestion involves making it so that instead of every forum having a set range of pwnage and attack numbers, each thread has a set range of pwnage and attack numbers, and each forum has a certain number of these ranges. A forum could have a heavily offensive type of thread, a heavily defensive type of thread, and a type of thread with pretty good in both categories. Some thread types have “titles”, which are highly rare and grant them special abilities. Mousing over a thread gives it’s stats.

Sticky:Stays at the top of the forum. Stronger than a normal thread. As long as this thread stays alive, new threads will be made periodically.

Depressing:Unavoidably inflicts some damage upon entering the thread. Making G! one of these could make it more unpwnable.

Heartwarming:Thread can choose to heal itself with a typical post rather than attacking you.

BelovedLog in to see images!wn this last, because destroying this thread makes everyone hate you and hit harder in future threads.

And many others.