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Goatcheeze

Avatar: 102048 Tue Jan 13 11:17:04 -0500 2009

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Boobz cuz I’m a chick (... with an e-peen Log in to see images! ).

Lookin for a klan that’d want to adopt a stray little n00b like me – I’m toilet trained (but, ey, accidents DO happen! Log in to see images!

For whoever offers to adopt me and have a clan that’s worthwhile, I’ll… uh… flash my mammary glands or something?

No, wait, wrong game clbum…

Give 5 BP?

Well, mammary glands work too…

Either way, “winner” cannot be decided until January 17th as I am currently In the Middle of No-Where (aka Alberta, Canada), and shall be returning home to Denmark (aka BEYOND No-Where) soon and probably won’t be out of comatose jetlag before then…

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