DOPE-HARDCORE-0 Posted:

The simplest, yet still interesting, method that comes to mind will take a little bit of preparation. You’re going to need a good deal of crystal meth, and optionally some painkillers to make the method a bit simpler to follow through with. Then, you need to line your room with flyers telling you that there are mites underneath your skin eating away at your flesh. Get creative. Finally, find something really abrasive. Steel wool, steel-toothed brushes, sandpaper, whatever.

When ready, take as much meth as you possibly can, and toss down a few painkillers to make the excoriation less painful. When the meth starts raging and you feel the meth mites, begin reading all of the paranoia inducing flyers scattered across your room. Apply the tool you have brought liberally, and do not stop until you have no flesh left upon your bones.

Bonus points if you have a salt bath nearby in which you can bathe yourself.

alright, that’s what I want to hear. CREATIVITY!!