Because Patch is a manic depressive and a sucks at IRL, I think I’ll make a scoreboard…

STANDARD AN HERO ROUTINES:
Cut wrist - 1 An Point
Cut wrist longways - 2 An Points
Cut Scalp - 5 An Points
Hang Self - 5 An Points
Cut throat - 10 An Points
Cut Nail - 15 An Points
Cut male reproductive organ - 50 An Points
Drill Brains - 75 An Points
Death by Cops (shoot at them and get caught in returning fire) - 20 An Points
All of the Above - 500 An Points

JIHAD (In order of the 'care factor' of location, extra points for yelling 'I'm doing it for the lulz' before detonation)
In own room, garden, neighbours front yard or near your family - 20 An Points
At School or College - 50 An Points
Shopping Centre or Supermarket - 60 An Points
Church, Mosque*, Temple or Memorial Service - 75 An Points
At University - 100 An Points
Kindergarten - 150 An Points
Tourist Hotspot - 200  An Points
WTC Memorial Area* - 250 An Points
On live TV - Depends on which channel and how far away from the reporter, less distance = more An Points

SPECIAL
Jump Off Building - No. of An Points relative to how many stories high you jump from on a ratio of 5:1, bonus points for landing on someone
Cream Egg Surprise (gouge your eyes out with an ice cream scoop and replace with Cadbury Cream Eggs) - 200 An Points
Bathtub of baked beans (fill a bathtub with baked beans and do not stop eating) - 100 An Points, plus another 100 if you manage to kill someone else with the resulting **** blasts afterwards)

*Extra points for yelling out loud in fluent Arabic.

Still adding to this list, suggestions are always welcome.