this is epic- I was just checking out the /x/ archives…how fitting.

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Okay, see, I was born kinda sickly and became antisocial when I was picked on as a kid. That was okay, though because I developed into a fairly normal man, albeit with some asthma. I had a very large male reproductive organ, though. Keyword being “had”. I had a horrible accident in 1996 involving adhesives that makes it impossible to get an erection. Also the tip of my male reproductive organ is numb, so I feel no pleasure there anymore. It’s okay, though, because girls felt safe around me. Well, at least before some jock bashed me in the face with a hot iron. After that, no one really wanted to be around me anymore. But that was okay, because no one wanted to be near me and didn’t pick on me much. Sure, they shunned me, and children threw rocks, but I got through it.

After much needed cosmetic surgery, I was ready to get back into the world. At least, until I lost my job and apartment. I spent two years living on the road, doing odd jobs. But that was okay, because I was free to live my life. Well, there is that whole thing with being a test subject for female hormone replacement for money (they wanted to know what it would do to men). That sortof ****ed me up: I lost my facial hair and started lactating, for starters. But that’s okay, because now I have 4chan /x/.