Glitch in the matrix – This player beat the game without using Haxlrose

BRO FIST – This player used Fap, Racial Tension, and ROIDS all at the same time, giving them a mbumive attack boost

Goddamnit Jesus – Player used Life after Death 3 times in 1 visit.

Amnishcidal Hacker – This player used the IPZ attack no fewer than 13 times in Amnish Gone Wilde

Please Anthropomorphise me! – This player pwned a level 20+ forum only with pictures of kitties and hamsters (Bash and drool also allowed for obvious reasons)

These boots were made for Walkin – This camwhore owns every pair of shoes on Forumwarz.

No Life Award – This player has been an active member of Forumwarz for at least 6 months.

Freud would be proud – Invest all of your upgrade points into Ego

Serious Shopper – Invest all of your upgrade points into Frugality

Unbreakable – Invest all of your upgrade points into Upkeep

Lucky Louie – Invest all of your upgrade points into Luck

Knight in Purple Armor – Invest all of your upgrade points into Defense

The best Defense is… – Invest all of your upgrade points into Offense

The Ba-Hum Bug – Get Denied haxlrose’s services on Christmas Day

I hate Elves! – Have a character that is on Jalapeno Bootyhole’s Enemies list (Fake bum tricks never looked so good Log in to see images!