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I saw this dirty homeless man going around picking up other people’s trash. And I said, “Hey aren’t you Highway Hal?” And he said, “No, I’m Falcon recruiting for Grey Goose Mafiosi!”

Funny story. THis one time I was ****ing CloudieGin in the bathroom of an Arby’s. And she says to me, “Lover, are you wearing a condom?” And I said, “No, I’m going for the Guiness world record on MOST very special BABY!”

So this Ricket fellow has a lot of Alts. I guess non-stop eating was a too expensive way to fill the void in his life!

What is built on a hill of **** and is slowing sinking into aforementioned ****? Evil Trout’s dream of not having a 9-5 job!