The Unknown Comic Posted:

HELLO I AM RAEPDOG

MAYBE YOU’VE HEARD ABOUT ME I CAN GET AROUND

GET ROUND THE FLOORS OF MENS ROOMS LOOKING FOR THAT male reproductive organ LOL NOT REALLY

I USED TO FIGHT REALLY HARD FOR 7VD

THEN I GOT THE DIABETIS

SINCE THEN I’VE GOTTEN MY MEDICAL TESTING SUPPLIES FROM LIBERTY MEDICAL

I WISH I DIDN’T DEPEND ON THE US MAIL TO BRING ME THE MEDICINE I NEED TO LIVE BUT I AM AN UNLOVED SCHMUCK AND NO ONE IS WILLING TO GO TO THE PHARMACY FOR ME DESPITE THAT FACT IT’S LESS THAN A MILE AWAY

SOMEDAY I KNOW I MUST DIE

I FEAR THAT DAY BECAUSE I HAVE DONE NOTHING WITH MY LIFE

EXCEPT MAKE ****TY ****TY POSTS

I hope my ‘DIABETIS’ kills me, I wont have to listen to your ****ty jokes and impressions! I have an impression for you, why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Im everyone’s favorite unfunny comic The Unknown Comic!

No but really were friends this is all in good fun TUC is a funny guy.. to look at. But really he is.