Welcome, welcome everybody to the 15th annual biweekly Forumwarz open mic night

What do you get when you cross abuse, terrible facial deformities, and a terminal addiction to attention?

Fingerz

But seriously folks if you’re anything like me you’ve noticed a lot of new people on Forumwarz.

If you’re anything like me you’re wondering when Evil Trout started advertising on Fetal Alcohol Syndrome sufferers support boards!

Because they sure are ****ing very special!

Get it? They’re stupid because their unloving mothers never stopped drinking sloe gin during the pregnancy because it was cheaper than an abortion.

But seriously guys way to stick it to that **** by managing not only to live but by being insufferable ****heads.

Now for a few impressions:

CelerySteve:HELLO I SO DESPERATLY WANT TO BE IN SOME HOW RELEVANT TO THE FORUMWARZ CULTURE I SAY I DON’T CARE BUT MY ACTIONS SO CLEARLY INDICATE THAT I DO ALSO SERIOUS bumHURT BUT I’LL TRY TO SAY I’M NOT BECAUSE I NEED YOUR INTERNET RESPECT

Raepdog:KLANS! KLANS! I NEED TO MAKE MORE KLANS! I NEED TO MAKE MORE ALTS TO FILL THOSE KLANS! ARE LOLIS IN RIGHT NOW? HERE’S SOME LOLIS! IS BEING A SRS fabulous person IN RIGHT NOW? HERE’S SOME SUGGESTIONS

PATCHTHEDARKNUT: HEY GUYS I HAVE MY OWN male reproductive organ IN MY MOUTH WHAT SHOULD I DO? HERE ARE PICS OF ME AND MY male reproductive organ LIP SYNCHING TO UMBRELLA BY RHIANNA OH AND INAFTER great times IN MY MOUTH BECAUSE I ALL READY DID LOL PLEASE LIKE ME

You guys are great seriously
The Unknown Comic edited this message on 01/03/2009 3:43PM