Bandaney Posted:

My guess is they’re all the same lenght.

This

handofg0d Posted:

Refusing the turkey will either get you turkey hoarder or rudy guliani, but whats the difference in the chat between the two?

I refused to give her the turkey and got the turkey hoarder. Based on the description of the rudy guliani peen, I’m guessing you get chat options to beat the poor starving (and horribly annoying) homeless chick. I’m guessing you only get this path if your char is evil to begin with, though. (Note: this is pure conjecture and I’m pulling guesses out of my bum based on what I’d previously read on flamebate)