PWNED the Forum: Geronimo! Official Forums 7:22AM

Gear: Every point of offense I could get, save 1. I had HAPPYGAMEFUN for a program, where useless program that only wastes space is better. Pruneserv, male reproductive organblaster and Tonsil Regeneration for Ego.

Upgrades: Whine-O, Life After Death and everything else into offense.

Stats:

Offense 151

Ego 295

MO: run forum normally til the next to last thread, let Ego drop while you Bash/Drool, use LaD, use a couple of ‘roids (effect stacks, I had two active for an effective offense of 161), be left with low Ego (real life luck or a huge ‘roid stack help in this regard). Finish off thread and then the final thread is just Everybody hurts, LaD absorbs attack, Quoth the Raven.

Edit: this is how I did it the first time. It’s terribly inefficient, though.