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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

clbum Integer # The bottles
  def drink; self - 1; end
end

clbum << song = nil
  attr_accessor :wall

  def bottles
    (@bottles.zero? ? "no more" : @bottles).to_s <<
      " bottle" << ("s" unless @bottles == 1).to_s
  end
  
  def of(bottles)
    @bottles = bottles
    (clbum << self; self; end).module_eval do
      define_method(:buy) { bottles }
    end
    self
  end
  
  def sing(&step)
    puts "#{bottles.capitalize} of beer on the wall, #{bottles} of beer."
    if @bottles.zero?
      print "Go to the store buy some more, "
      step = method :buy
    else
      print "Take one down and pbum it around, "
    end
    @bottles = step[@bottles]
    puts "#{bottles} of beer on the wall."
    puts "" or wall.call unless step.kind_of? Method
  end

end

callcc { |song.wall| song.of(99) }.sing { |beer| beer.drink }

http://www.99-bottles-of-beer.net/


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