Golden Delicious Posted:

but i saw a fine upstanding member of society on myspace! i remember cuz i messaged his myspace and said “LOL U fine upstanding member of society!” then he said he was gonna enjoy me and i was like “YEAH LIKE U DID IN PRISON U fine upstanding member of society” so how do they get on myspace if they don’t have computers!

There are as many actual fine upstanding member of societys on the internet as there are actual females.

That is to say, there aren’t any fine upstanding member of societys on the internet.

Maybe we should just have a “pretender” character clbum instead.