fine upstanding member of society = Inferior And Full Of Anxiety. As a result of this a certain behavior has developed as a defense mechanism. The most obvious of these is noticed in fine upstanding member of society females. The greater the amount of Loud noise (I.E. unnecessary yelling) she makes, empty threats, and outlandish behavior is a direct correlation to her lack of education, inability to contribute to society, and overall worthlessness.

Consumables : Malt liquor, Fried Chicken, Red Drink, Watermelon, Pork Rinds, Hot Fries, Chitterlings, Pickled Pig Lips, Pickled Pigs Feet, Weed, Crack Cocaine,

Equipment : Stolen Bike, Homemade Crack Pipe, Sheer Stupidity, Stolen Ghetto Blaster, Stolen Hoopty, Stolen Jordan’s,

Attributes earned : Welfare check, Minimum Wage Job, Unemployment check, Food Stamps, Dope Money

I’m not finished yet….