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Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

Become mobile, shrew, remove yourself from my path.

Remove yourself from my path, shrew, remove yourself from my path.

Ye Gods, the conflict is upon us! I am strongly considering placing you into an unconscious state via fisticuffs.

I strongly urge you to stand aside and protect yourself from my wrath!

Something is amiss, we are experiencing a higher level of activity than normal.

I have been liberally imbibing alcoholic beverages and antagonizing random individuals as well.

I have also been pondering whether or not I should strike you upon your forehead with a blunt object!

I dare say, if your acquaintances feel the need to bumist you in any way, the county coroner will have more work to do on the morrow!

We are causing much mayhem, and our actions will surely cause a public outcry from the residents in this area!

I bumure you this is no mere farce, for we are traveling along the boulevard at this very moment!

I bid good day to all of my hangers-on and the females who wish to exploit me for personal gain.

Have you a vehicle collision protector upon your posterior? Indeed you do not, you blackamoor!

I am traveling at a great amount of speed along the well-traveled road.

If you are traveling along it as well and do not care to travel at a greater rate of speed than the local law enforcement would deem appropriate and safe, then I would urge you to remove yourself from my path.

I am quite inebriated while operating this vehicle, and there is rarely an occasion where this is not the case.

I am obliged to inform you that I intend to drive this vehicle into, and subsequently over, your body, causing grievous injury and perhaps death!

Become mobile, shrew, remove yourself from my path.

Remove yourself from my path, shrew, remove yourself from my path.

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