I have come again to harangue you from this vocal amplifying device. I am the greatest of the puppet-masters,

and no one performs as well as I when using said technology. My demeanor is apathetic and cold, and is comparable to a severe winter storm.

It is my thought that I had informed you at an earlier time that the events you experience throughout your time in the mortal coil are comparable to a carnival ride gone out of control.

The majority of these experiences will be decidedly different from your previous expectations.