Number one.

You know what? I’m not really an F-16 pilot. I’m Morpheus. You happy now? Now go blow a ****ing load. Now you’re free to believe whatever you want to believe. I may have said that just to shut you people up, or I may be saying it for real. At this point, it’s your choice.

Two.

Sawg (Stupid bum White Guy, if I remember from the Your Name thread), you cookie-loving, flame-baiting, thread whacking load of ****. The GD is a ****ing forum. People talk back and forth, flame, post pump, whatever they want. If flaming gets out of hand, then you ****ing do ****. What about this Bilbo Baggins twat? He goes around flaming people, post pumping, spamming, derailing, and he’s still a ****ing mod? Holy ****ing ****, you fabulous person, if he were working in a real job, he’d be so far out the door by now it’s not even funny. And the fact that you allow Mr_007 to post pump like that without your infamous *whack* is beyond me. You want to play by the rules? Then play by the ****ing rules, you ****ing Nazi.

Three.

People like Fickle need to be banned. ****ing bumhole that guy is. He goes around, ****ing and moaning, derailing threads, acting like a general ****er (not to mention spreading the disease that is “Kill the Falcon!”Log in to see images!. ****ing ban his pitiful bum already, after you’re inevitably going to ban me.

Four.

People like Mr_007 that run around posting “I like this idea” and “Good idea” need to be whacked. Has anyone even PMed him to stop post-pumping? Not to mention that in his wild uncontrollable bull****ting, he made a nice ant-trail to the Private Forums. Thank you, Mr_007, for leading me to Ask Steve, and thank you Sawg for posting the entire forum map there as well (which I kindly converted to HTML code, of course).

Five.

By ****ing me off and making me move on, this forum has lost a very valuable source of information, help, and advice. I know almost all there is to know about Windows, server administration, MP3s, mechanics, relationships, you name it, you just lost it. I hope you’re pleased, Fickle.

Six.

****ers like ctn|chrisw or whatever your ****ing name is – read your ****ing PMs. Is it that hard to get your bum on MSN and chat? ****ing fabulous person. It may also be noted that everyone on my MSN list seems to like me here, when in the beginning, they were enraged and ****y. Chat is a beautiful thing. Forums are not.