Minkus Draconus Tiberius Maximus Rexor McCatpants Posted:

I thought Goose was traditional Christmas bird. I must go check my male reproductive organens now.

male reproductive organens will actually give you the answer (or hint at it) – goose was the traditional Christmas bird for the mbumes who couldn’t afford a turkey. That’s why, when he awakes on Christmas day, Scrooge sends a huge turkey to the Cratchett family to replace their goose.