You know, having picked up another turkey before it got out that we could use another turkey Log in to see images!, I decided to buy a turkey’s worth of tickets.

Then during dinner tonight I started thinking about how selfish that was. I mean, here sits poor old St. Nick. Selflessly spreading cheer, delight and vibrating Elf mouths all while trying to manage a raging and painful boner. Unsatisfied and desperately seeking relief.

What kind of selfish whore would I be if I didn’t do my all to help him? Log in to see images!