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Sapper

Avatar: 8525 2009-12-20 17:41:27 -0500
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[So ronery]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

There is a vicious rumor that Angry Hobo has been forced away from ForumWarz. I am here to dispell that rumor with the real story. The fearless leader of klan **** You has been on a quest. A quest to find the real Santa Claus and bring the spirit of christmas to ForumWarz.

Here are some of the postcards he has sent me.

Hey Sapper, today I started my search for Santa. I found a whole lot of folks dressed like him. They seemed real happy to see me though. But then they all started running when I told them I didnt want to sit on thier laps and tell them what I wanted for Christmas. They ran so fast, I couldnt keep up. Will send more when I find out something new.

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Well Sapper, I headed north in search of the North Pole. I got as far as Edmonton when I heard a rumor that there was a Jolly Old man who lived on the outskirts of town. They said he was a real happy guy, and that he didnt come into town that much. When I got to his house, I heard a lot of screaming around the back, it sounded like someone practicing sliegh riding! But when I ran around back, I knew this wasn’t Santa’s house.

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No luck today. I did find the Easter Bunny, but he couldn’t help me.

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Anyway, that is all the postcards he has sent me. If he has sent you any, please share them!

Sapper edited this message on 12/22/2008 10:51PM

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