-XI- Posted:

I was playing The Grand Adventures of Bubble Troll the other day, and I was thinking along the lines of “what if we had EAD as a consumable?”. Lemme know what you think of this:

Item name: Exploding Angel male reproductive organ

Description: As seen on The Grand Adventures of Bubble Troll, this amazing pill will **** you up good. By God we mean it. This will **** your brain up so hard you’ll see nothing but male reproductive organes everywhere you turn, even though you’re enough of a male reproductive organ to be trolling Internet forums anyway.

Pros: +25 Offence for 9 turns, +500 Douchebaggery, +100 Ego

Cons: -10 Defence for 9 turns, -10 Luck for 9 turns, Cannot be used more than once in the same forum visit, also very expensive.

I also think the Douchebaggery is unfair. It focuses on Troll. when EAD was not a Troll focused item. If anything, it would be Emo-centric as an Emo made it and poured his angst into it, but I think generic stats modifiers would be acceptable for all. Log in to see images!