FalconFour Posted:

because something kinda ****ed up the “sex” part of my brain when i was like 15 or 16 or some**** and instead of getting attracted to girls i got attracted to f16s, then i started thinking falcons were hot because they’re like, falcons, and the f-16 is called the “falcon”… and then i thought their pilots were ****ing hot… then i pretty much decided that anything awesome is hot (you know like crotch rockets, skydiving, etc). also always wanted an uncut male reproductive organ because cirgreat timescision is for fabulous persony jews like my **** of a mom, so i’m like, omfg uncut male reproductive organs are hot and i started fapping to male reproductive organs, so like, yeah