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TUBSWEETIE

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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

FalconFour Posted:

because something kinda ****ed up the “sex” part of my brain when i was like 15 or 16 or some**** and instead of getting attracted to girls i got attracted to f16s, then i started thinking falcons were hot because they’re like, falcons, and the f-16 is called the “falcon”... and then i thought their pilots were ****ing hot… then i pretty much decided that anything awesome is hot (you know like crotch rockets, skydiving, etc). also always wanted an uncut male reproductive organ because cirgreat timescision is for fabulous persony jews like my **** of a mom, so i’m like, omfg uncut male reproductive organs are hot and i started fapping to male reproductive organs, so like, yeah

BAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH THIS IS THE WINNING POST SO FAR

****ING SAVED.

update: finished reading thread. Fingerz gayspam stopped enhancing lulz after page 3.

epic thread though. wow.

lol’d at patchthedarknut reference after gay.

hahah i;m so glad he got unpermad.

TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 12/22/2008 4:18AM

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Posted On: 12/22/2008 4:12AM
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