Pros:

– I think I speak for all me when I say…I feel much safer sticking my male reproductive organ in the mouth of a ravenous bear than in Fran’s woman's genitals.

– Even with their own **** matted into their hair, bears smell much better than Fran’s woman's genitals.

– Fran may die of complications in surgery.

– If the bear is a polar bear, maybe Fran will ‘chill out’ and stop making bad threads.

Cons:

– Once free from the confines of Fran’s body, Fran’s woman's genitals will be free to terrorize the countryside, until killed by the villagers w/ fire.