SimplyTHEBEST Posted:

Leave the “quantum” tag off. Instead keep in mind ‘Plum’ computers has no ****ing clue how to put hardware together, and there ARE other companies out there selling MUCH better gear.

HelP Pressharder: A respectable computer, or at least it would be if it wasn’t an unreliable piece of crap that makes you want to stab yourself in the ear just to escape the constant tech support cycles.

+1000 Ego

+75 Tears

Baser Desires One: It’s not a powerful computer, but it IS the sexiest laptop on the market. It’s 10” screen is more than enough for the average girl, and the 8-hour battery pack is enough for it to go all night long.

+500 Ego

+50 Sexiness

AlienTech Area52: Area51’s just the place they keep running to draw the attention away from the really cool ****. Area 52 is where it’s REALLY at. Overpriced, overpowered, oversized, this is the most powerful laptop around. It’s so powerful that it’ll even still be top-of-the line this time next year.

+200 ego

+75 Processing Power

Hell Platitude: Yea, you know what? **** you, do your own damn tech support. They say they’re running overseas tech support line, but really these pricks are just forwarding your call to a random number someplace on the planet. Great fun for a bored Sunday night, ****ty for getting the semen cleaned out of the DVD drive.

+150 ego

+100 douchbaggery.

the Trollputer sucks, honestly