Look Tom, let’s face it. People are going to call you A GODDAMN fabulous person, some will just go with Log in to see images!.

There will be the occasional TOM IS FUKEN HAWT, I WANNA SUCK HIS WONDER WEENIE and so on and so forth.

But most will think of you as a DOUBLE DARING DIGNITY DEPRIVED DOUCHEBAGGY DIRT DONKEY.

Grammar will be betrayed, smilies will be abused, pwnage will ensue.

But trust me, I’d never do that.

Log in to see images! Maybe that guy… but not me.

I have never insinuated that you are AS GHEY AS DA FUKKEN NIGHT, and I never will.

Love,

Mom