Wyrd Posted:

Why aren’t there any special attacks/abilities in the game (either character or enemy attacks, preferably both)?

The following attacks/abilities for instance could make pwning a lot more interesting and less awfully tedious:

-Stun attacks

-Weaken attacks

-Confuse attacks

-Slow attacks

-Poison attacks

-Regenerate

-Extra strong attacks that damage yourself

-Shield (subtract from douchebaggery/sexiness/etc instead of ego for a while)

-Beserk (more damage, chance to miss, less defense)

-Etc.

I think there was a thread like this a while ago requesting that hackers get DOT attacks, not that it matters. I support any idea that would make the pwning process fun again.